Totally Real Quotes from Marky Mark Himself!
"Always look for the fool in the deal. If you don’t find one, it’s you"
"It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message"
"Don’t start a company unless it’s an obsession and something you love. If you have an exit strategy, it’s not an obsession"- Mark Cuban, on the ToysRUs bankruptcy
"When I die, I want to come back as me"
"What kind of evil sorcery is this!? "-Mark cuban, seeing a mirror for the first time
"Money is a scoreboard, I want to rank how I’m doing against other people"
"Who the hell references stuff? Not me, Mark Cuban!"
"I actually enjoy exploiting the working class, I consider it a hobby"
"Bakskemtbol"
"Sweat equity is the most valuable equity there is. Know your business and industry better than anyone else in the world. Love what you do or don't do it. Obviously this doesn't apply to my underpaid workers."
"One of the most underrated skills in business right now is being a freak"
"The greatest lessons you learn in life are the ones you don't expect to learn."-Mark, on getting audited by the IRS for tax fraud
"I create offbeat advice; I don't follow it. I rarely take third-party advice on my investments."
"You gotta grind"
"It doesn't matter how many times you have failed, you only have to be right once." -Mark, on his attempts to summon Asmodeus, Duke of Hell
"The worst thing you can do in a deal is seem desperate to make it. That makes the other guy smell blood, and then you're dead."
"Time is the most valuable asset you don't own. You may or may not realize it yet, but how you use or don't use your time is going to be the best indication of where your future is going to take you."
"Don't talk to me, peasant" -Mark, speaking to orphan Christmas carolers
"It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business."
*For legal purposes this is parody, many of these quotes are not accurate or not attributable to Mark Cuban*